Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?
Because they're headcases !
What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?
He went down really well !
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.
Second cannibal: What are you having?
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.