Cannibal jokes
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Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.
First cannibal: We had burglars last night.
Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days.
Second cannibal: How about a curry?
The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in.
"Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!"
"You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm trying to eat them.
"Where did we get these slaves anyway?"
"From the country next door," replied the servant.
"We must get a new butcher," said the king. "Bring me Delia Smith."
"We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you."
"Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough," said the king.
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels.
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